I STOLE THIS OFF SOMEONES BLOG,and i love it. the max fine per offense is $100
Smoked pot -- $70
Ever had sex at church -- $0
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next toyou-- $30
Had sex with someone you met on MySpace/Blogger/Facebook/Hi5 etc -- $60
Had sex for money -- $40
Ever had sex with the a different race -- $100
Vandalized something -- $90
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $0
Beat up someone -- $30
Been jumped -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $90
Drugged at a club -- $0
Been in love with a stripper -- $0
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $60
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $50
Ever drive drunk -- $0
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $60
Used toys while having sex --$100
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $40
Gone skinny dipping -- $70
Had sex in a pool -- $60
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $30
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $0
Cheated on your significant other -- $30
Masturbated -- $70
Watched porn -- $100
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or closefriend --$0
Done oral -- $90
Got oral --$90
got oral in a car while it was moving -- $0
Stole something -- $50
Had sex with someone in jail -- $0
Made a nasty home video -- $25
Had a threesome -- $40
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $70
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $0
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $80
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $0
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $15
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $45
Gone streaking -- $10
Been arrested -- $0
Spent time in jail -- $0
Peed in the pool -- $10
Played spin the bottle -- $55
Done something you regret -- $50
Had sex with your best friend -- $0
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $0
Lied to your mate -- $40
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $65
Stole meat from the pot -- $100
Lied about stealing meat from the pot -- $100
I AM SCARED TO DO THE SUM TOTAL...STOPPED ADDING UP AFTER I REACHED OVER A GRAND AND A HALF.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
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