Wednesday, November 14, 2007

WHATS MY FINE?

I STOLE THIS OFF SOMEONES BLOG,and i love it. the max fine per offense is $100

Smoked pot -- $70

Ever had sex at church -- $0


Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next toyou-- $30

Had sex with someone you met on MySpace/Blogger/Facebook/Hi5 etc -- $60

Had sex for money -- $40

Ever had sex with the a different race -- $100

Vandalized something -- $90

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $0

Beat up someone -- $30

Been jumped -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $90

Drugged at a club -- $0

Been in love with a stripper -- $0

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $60

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $50

Ever drive drunk -- $0

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $60

Used toys while having sex --$100

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $40

Gone skinny dipping -- $70

Had sex in a pool -- $60

Kissed someone of the same sex-- $30


Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $0

Cheated on your significant other -- $30

Masturbated -- $70

Watched porn -- $100

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or closefriend --$0

Done oral -- $90

Got oral --$90

got oral in a car while it was moving -- $0

Stole something -- $50

Had sex with someone in jail -- $0

Made a nasty home video -- $25

Had a threesome -- $40

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $70

Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $0

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $80

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $0


Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $15

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $45

Gone streaking -- $10


Been arrested -- $0

Spent time in jail -- $0


Peed in the pool -- $10

Played spin the bottle -- $55


Done something you regret -- $50


Had sex with your best friend -- $0


Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $0


Lied to your mate -- $40


Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $65

Stole meat from the pot -- $100


Lied about stealing meat from the pot -- $100

I AM SCARED TO DO THE SUM TOTAL...STOPPED ADDING UP AFTER I REACHED OVER A GRAND AND A HALF.

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